why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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