I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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