I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in