Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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