Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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