Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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