I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I need a hoe opinion
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