I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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