I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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