We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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