Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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