I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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