It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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