I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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