I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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