You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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