is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize