just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.