are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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