i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"