JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...