I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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