I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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