I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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