so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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