Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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