she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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