HIV tests are more positive than that guy
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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