ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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