Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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