she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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