I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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