Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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