does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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