Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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