Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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