I need help removing her.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We're too hungover to prance.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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