I bet he comes in French.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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