Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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