When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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