i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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