she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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