Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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