I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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