Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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