Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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