what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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