So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible