Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.