are you so shy because you have an std?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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