Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I don't deserve a penis
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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