yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She announced her abortion via fbk
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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