Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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