why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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