he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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