Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He better not be in your backpack
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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